Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we should paint friendship bongs
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