Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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