It's Friday. Sex?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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