Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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