she woke up with a sticky ear
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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