i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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