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all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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