My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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