You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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