I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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