I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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