so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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