im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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