watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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