physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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