Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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