I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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