There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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