Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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