i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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