I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
