So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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