I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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