My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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