sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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