we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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