Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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