WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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