Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
