Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
is it fun? or sober?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
