i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I want to fling myself into the sun
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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