Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
