i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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