plz talk dirty to me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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