marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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