I wannas sexs uuuuu
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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