There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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