How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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