The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
