i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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