problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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