no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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