There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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