I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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