Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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