Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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