I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
bring money and cleavage
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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