I must be too annoying 4 u.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so let's talk penis.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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