Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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