i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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