Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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