He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
