Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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